D-Bag Hag

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A girl who isn't a total waste of space but still hangs with, sleeps with, and dates total d-bags at d-bag bars and acts like they're the best thing since sliced bread. She's like a fag hag, but with worse douches.
Why would you date that guy? He smells like a gym sock and a pizza box.
He's not a total waste of space, but he's close.
He's the best thing since sliced bread. I've seen the bread.
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A girl who puts up with total d-bags because she thinks they're cool. She hangs with them, dates them, and even sleeps with them, even though they're the worst.
He's not cool. He's a total waste of time and space.
She dates him because he's the worst.
She even sleeps with him. I don't know how she lives.
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A girl who dates, sleeps with, and hangs out with d-bags at d-bag bars, and still says they're the best. She's like a fag hag, but she's surrounded by total d-bags instead of fags.
He's the best. He's also the worst. I've seen both.
She dates him at d-bag bars. That's not a good look.
She's like a fag hag, but with more d-bags.
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A girl who doesn't deserve a total d-bag, but she dates them anyway. She hangs with them, sleeps with them, and still says they're the best. She's like a fag hag but with d-bags.
He doesn't deserve her. But she still dates him.
She sleeps with him. I don't know why.
She still says he's the best. That's not true.
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A girl who's not a total waste of space, but she still hangs out with, dates, and sleeps with d-bags. She thinks they're the best, even though they're the worst.
He's the best. He's also the worst. She still dates him.
She dates d-bags. She doesn't know what's good for her.
She hangs out with d-bags. That's not smart.
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A girl who isn't the worst, but she still dates d-bags. She hangs with them, sleeps with them, and acts like they're the best. She's like a fag hag, but with d-bags.
He's not the worst. She still dates him.
She sleeps with d-bags. I don't get it.
She acts like they're the best. They're not.
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