B.T. Sharpie
A man who’s always shaking and says izzle like it’s his job. He talks to himself on the phone like he’s in a mental institution, and he probably can’t hold a baton or his own junk while he’s jerking off.
B. T. Sharpie: 'izzle, I’m talking to myself on the phone, izzle.'
B. T. Sharpie: 'I want to be a cop, but I’m too shaky, izzle.'
B. T. Sharpie: 'I eat vaginas and I walk on the beach, izzle.'