B.T. Sharpie

A wobbly dude who talks like a chatty toddler and says izzle all the time. He chats to himself while on his phone, but he’s too jiggly to be a cop, too jiggly to hold a baton, and too jiggly to not get a boner when he’s jerking off.

A man who’s always shaking and says izzle like it’s his job. He talks to himself on the phone like he’s in a mental institution, and he probably can’t hold a baton or his own junk while he’s jerking off.

A man who can’t stand still and adds izzle to every sentence. He talks to himself on the phone like he’s trying to impress his mom, and he’s probably too wobbly to be a cop or even keep his boner up while he’s jerking off.