B.Schultz
You take a dump and pass gas at the same time like you're trying to kill everyone around you.
I had B. Schultz in my pants during a Zoom call. My boss asked if I was okay.
My dog had B. Schultz in the backyard. The neighbors came over to complain.
I had B. Schultz during a karaoke night. I was the only one who didn’t sing.