B.Schultz

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When you let one rip so hard it feels like your butt is on fire and your pants are about to explode.

I ate seven chili peppers and then tried to sit down. It was a disaster.

My friend’s dog did it in the middle of the park. Everyone ran away.

I tried to hold it in during a meeting. I failed. Big time.

You poop your pants and let out a fart so loud it could wake the dead.

I had B. Schultz during a movie. The whole theater turned to look at me.

My kid had B. Schultz at the dinner table. My wife cried.

I had B. Schultz on a bus. The driver yelled at me.

You take a dump and pass gas at the same time like you're trying to kill everyone around you.

I had B. Schultz in my pants during a Zoom call. My boss asked if I was okay.

My dog had B. Schultz in the backyard. The neighbors came over to complain.

I had B. Schultz during a karaoke night. I was the only one who didn’t sing.

Your butt turns into a war zone as you poop and fart all at once like you're dying.

I had B. Schultz during a test. I failed because I was too busy screaming.

My kid had B. Schultz in the grocery store. The clerk called the cops.

I had B. Schultz during a church service. The priest gave me a sermon about my butt.

You make a giant mess in your pants while letting out a fart that sounds like a dragon roared.

I had B. Schultz during a job interview. They didn’t hire me.

My dog had B. Schultz in the mailroom. The mailman ran away.

I had B. Schultz during a dance party. I danced my way out of it.

You poop and fart so hard it feels like your butt is about to fall off and your pants are in trouble.

I had B. Schultz during a yoga class. My instructor asked if I was doing a new pose.

My kid had B. Schultz on a plane. The whole row turned to look at him.

I had B. Schultz during a soccer game. I scored a goal and then sat down.