B.S. Perfect
A B. S. Perfect is someone who can build a skyscraper with a stick and a napkin, and still have time to cuss at you.
He made a hotel out of a broken chair and a crayon. B. S. Perfect.
She turned a mud puddle and a pencil into a mansion. B. S. Perfect.
He built a spaceship from a sock and a broken watch. B. S. Perfect.