B.S. Perfect

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A B. S. Perfect is someone who can turn a poopy diaper and a broken pencil into a five-star restaurant and a Fortune 500 company.

My cousin turned a parking lot into a hotel and a pizza place. He’s B. S. Perfect.

She built a mansion out of Legos and a toaster. That’s B. S. Perfect.

He took a mud pit and a broken watch and made a billion-dollar business. B. S. Perfect.

A B. S. Perfect is like a wizard who can turn trash into treasure and still have time to laugh at you.

That kid turned a broken chair and a soda can into a spaceship. B. S. Perfect.

He built a palace with a crayon and a napkin. B. S. Perfect.

She turned a used sock and a pencil into a gold mine. B. S. Perfect.

A B. S. Perfect is someone who can make a disaster look like a dream and still have time to annoy you.

He took a fire, a broken phone, and a cat and made a theme park. B. S. Perfect.

She built a castle from gum and a spoon. B. S. Perfect.

He turned a mud bath and a broken lamp into a luxury resort. B. S. Perfect.

A B. S. Perfect is like a god who takes the worst stuff and makes it the best stuff, just to show you who’s boss.

That guy turned a broken toy and a lollipop into a spaceship and a hotel. B. S. Perfect.

She made a palace out of trash and a broken watch. B. S. Perfect.

He built a rocket from a pizza box and a pencil. B. S. Perfect.

A B. S. Perfect is someone who can build a skyscraper with a stick and a napkin, and still have time to cuss at you.

He made a hotel out of a broken chair and a crayon. B. S. Perfect.

She turned a mud puddle and a pencil into a mansion. B. S. Perfect.

He built a spaceship from a sock and a broken watch. B. S. Perfect.

A B. S. Perfect is like a superhero who can fix everything with nothing and still have time to mess with your head.

He turned a broken lamp and a napkin into a palace. B. S. Perfect.

She built a spaceship from a pizza box and a broken pencil. B. S. Perfect.

He made a whole city from a sock and a crayon. B. S. Perfect.