B.R.U.T.E/Mech
A robot thing that softies use to look cool. It came from some guy who thought eating cereal with a spoon was a sport and 420 was a life choice.
My brother’s B. R. U. T. E is so weak it can’t even lift a bag of chips.
My friend tried to use his B. R. U. T. E to flirt with a girl. It failed hard.
My B. R. U. T. E is so old it thinks 420 is a type of candy.