B&Q
A store in the UK that sells random junk like trees and paintings. It’s usually stuck in the middle of a motorway and you can’t even buy a sandwich without dying.
I tried to buy a paint at B&Q and got lost in the middle of a motorway. I walked for 20 minutes and still didn’t find the exit.
B&Q is like a warehouse for stuff you don’t need, and it’s located in a place that hates you.
I went to B&Q to buy a tree and came out with a painting, a hammer, and a full-blown panic attack.