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A store in the UK that sells random junk like trees and paintings. It’s usually stuck in the middle of a motorway and you can’t even buy a sandwich without dying.

I tried to buy a paint at B&Q and got lost in the middle of a motorway. I walked for 20 minutes and still didn’t find the exit.

B&Q is like a warehouse for stuff you don’t need, and it’s located in a place that hates you.

I went to B&Q to buy a tree and came out with a painting, a hammer, and a full-blown panic attack.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When a car crash goes full-on fire. Like your car is on fire and it’s also trying to murder you.

My brother’s car caught fire and it looked like a horror movie. He didn’t even brake.

I saw a truck crash and it exploded like a giant firework. I was screaming in my car.

That car crash was so bad, the fire had a side hustle as a pyromaniac.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The most manly party ever. BBQ, cigars, and if you don’t have a real cigar, you’re just a poser.

My uncle’s BBQ is the manliest thing ever. He even brought cigars. I brought a soda and got laughed at.

The cigar-B-Q was so manly, even the dogs got a beer.

I tried to join a cigar-B-Q and got kicked out for not knowing what a cigar is.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A BBQ made from a car. You can grill on the front, the back, or just burn the whole thing down.

My dad turned his car into a BBQ. It smelled like charcoal and regret.

I ate burgers off a car BBQ and it felt like a crime.

That car BBQ was so good, it should have its own movie.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A BBQ that only happens if a Nintendo Wii is involved. You play Mario Party and eat meat. It’s like a party but also a game.

The BBQ was so good, even my Nintendo Wii got excited.

We had a BBQ and played Mario Party. It was the best day of my life.

I came to the BBQ expecting meat and got a game. I was confused.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A BBQ on the side of the road where the special is a car that’s on fire. It’s like a restaurant but also a disaster.

That BBQ looked like a fire truck had a meltdown.

The BBQ special was a flaming car and it was amazing.

I ate at a BBQ and the meat came with a side of fire.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A BBQ with so much beer you might forget your own name. It’s also full of weird games like quarters and power hour.

That BBQ had so much beer, I forgot my own name. I was just a drunk man on a bench.

We played quarters and drank beer all night. It was like a party but also a war.

At the BBQ, I drank so much, I turned into a human beer can.

by Slangipedia 15d ago