B.O.R.G. Matrix
Organized Religion = a group of holy people who all agree to be wrong and charge you for it.
My church said I needed to give $50 for a 'sinful life'. Thanks, I'm now broke and guilty.
Religion is just a $100 donation for a 5-minute prayer.
They told me I'd go to hell if I didn't tip the priest. I gave him $20 and now I'm confused.