B.O.R.G. Matrix

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Banks (or Big Business) = the greedy, money-hungry monsters who think you're just a paycheck away from being a broke fool.
My bank just charged me $10 for using my own ATM. Classic.
Big Business is just a bunch of suits who don't know the meaning of the word 'free'.
I'm not rich. I'm just broke in a fancy suit.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Organized Religion = a group of holy people who all agree to be wrong and charge you for it.
My church said I needed to give $50 for a 'sinful life'. Thanks, I'm now broke and guilty.
Religion is just a $100 donation for a 5-minute prayer.
They told me I'd go to hell if I didn't tip the priest. I gave him $20 and now I'm confused.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Government = the group of people who swear they're working for you, but then tax you for it.
The government said they'd fix the roads. Now I’m stuck in traffic and paying for it.
They told me the government was like a family. Then they taxed me for my brother’s mistake.
Government is just a fancy word for 'we’re gonna take your money and maybe fix something later'.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The entity that controls every aspect of your life (also known as the Illuminati) = a secret group of rich people who think they're gods and want you to be their slave forever.
The Illuminati is just a bunch of rich people who think they’re the bees’ knees.
They control everything. Even my coffee. I think they’re trying to make me a zombie.
The Illuminati is real. I just don’t know if I want to be their puppet or their pet.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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