B.O.O.M.M.D. - You're so bored you're about to faint, but you still waste y

You're so bored you're about to faint, but you still waste your time talking about dumb stuff like it's the most important thing in the world.

I was B. O. O. M. M. D. and I told my mom my blender was having a fight with my microwave.

I was B. O. O. M. M. D. and I said my sock was going to take over the world.

I was B. O. O. M. M. D. and I told my friend my backpack had a crush on me.