B.O.O.M.M.D.

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When you're so bored you're about to die, but you still talk nonsense instead of doing something smart.

I’ve been B. O. O. M. M. D. for three hours and I still haven’t stopped talking about my cat’s hairball problems.

I was B. O. O. M. M. D. in class and I told the teacher my hamster had a PhD.

I was B. O. O. M. M. D. on the bus and I told the driver my goldfish was running for president.

You're so bored you're ready to scream, but you just ramble about dumb stuff instead of fixing your life.

I was B. O. O. M. M. D. and I told my mom my phone was having a midlife crisis.

I was B. O. O. M. M. D. at the park and I argued with a squirrel about the meaning of life.

I was B. O. O. M. M. D. and I told my friend my fridge had a crush on me.

You're so bored you want to cry, but instead you just keep talking about dumb stuff like it's a job.

I was B. O. O. M. M. D. and I told my dad my shoes were planning a coup.

I was B. O. O. M. M. D. and I said my toaster was going to space.

I was B. O. O. M. M. D. and I told my sister my lamp was mad at me.

You're so bored you're ready to throw your life away, but you just keep talking about dumb stuff like it's the only thing that matters.

I was B. O. O. M. M. D. and I told my teacher my pencil was going to jail.

I was B. O. O. M. M. D. and I said my eraser had a secret identity.

I was B. O. O. M. M. D. and I told my friend my highlighter was in love with me.

You're so bored you're about to faint, but you still waste your time talking about dumb stuff like it's the most important thing in the world.

I was B. O. O. M. M. D. and I told my mom my blender was having a fight with my microwave.

I was B. O. O. M. M. D. and I said my sock was going to take over the world.

I was B. O. O. M. M. D. and I told my friend my backpack had a crush on me.