B.O.O.M.M.D. - When you're so bored you're about to die, but you still talk

When you're so bored you're about to die, but you still talk nonsense instead of doing something smart.

I’ve been B. O. O. M. M. D. for three hours and I still haven’t stopped talking about my cat’s hairball problems.

I was B. O. O. M. M. D. in class and I told the teacher my hamster had a PhD.

I was B. O. O. M. M. D. on the bus and I told the driver my goldfish was running for president.