B.I.S.T.R.N.
A slang way to say you're too wasted to do anything. You're like a broken toilet.
B. I. S. T. R. N. I ate three pizzas and a whole bag of chips. I can't even stand up.
B. I. S. T. R. N. I tried to text my mom and sent a cat meme instead.
B. I. S. T. R. N. I took a nap and forgot my own name.