B.I.S.T.R.N.

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A slang way to say you're too wasted to do anything. You're like a broken toilet.

B. I. S. T. R. N. I ate three pizzas and a whole bag of chips. I can't even stand up.

B. I. S. T. R. N. I tried to text my mom and sent a cat meme instead.

B. I. S. T. R. N. I took a nap and forgot my own name.

When you're so messed up you can't even think straight. You're like a confused chicken.

B. I. S. T. R. N. I tried to do my math homework and cried. I don't even know what 2+2 is anymore.

B. I. S. T. R. N. I watched eight hours of TikTok and now I can't tell the difference between a dog and a cat.

B. I. S. T. R. N. I tried to brush my teeth and used my shirt instead.

A way to tell someone you're so out of it you might as well be dead. You're like a zombie who forgot to eat brains.

B. I. S. T. R. N. I drank three energy drinks and now I'm seeing ghosts.

B. I. S. T. R. N. I tried to answer the phone and said 'Hello, I'm a banana.'

B. I. S. T. R. N. I tried to walk to school and fell into a puddle. Now I'm covered in mud and regret.

When you're so lost in your own mess that you can't even find your own socks. You're like a confused astronaut.

B. I. S. T. R. N. I tried to make breakfast and set the microwave on fire. Now I'm eating toast and crying.

B. I. S. T. R. N. I watched a video of a dancing potato and now I can't stop laughing.

B. I. S. T. R. N. I tried to do my hair and now it looks like a traffic jam.