B.I.N.O.B.J syndrome
When a guy is so desperate for a BJ he acts like a dog in heat and it’s usually your gay classmate who’s getting all up in your business no homo.
'Bro, I’m literally dying here, just give me the BJ already!'
'Why is he staring at me like that? He’s been following me all day!'
'I’m not even gay and I’m getting B. I. N. O. B. J syndrome from him!'