B.I.N.O.B.J syndrome

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When a guy is so desperate for a BJ he acts like a dog in heat and it’s usually your gay classmate who’s getting all up in your business no homo.

'Bro, I’m literally dying here, just give me the BJ already!'

'Why is he staring at me like that? He’s been following me all day!'

'I’m not even gay and I’m getting B. I. N. O. B. J syndrome from him!'

A super rare condition where a guy is so horny he forgets how to breathe and it always happens to your annoying gay friend.

'I can’t even think straight, I just want a BJ!'

'He’s been blushing like a tomato all day!'

'I’m not even in the same class and I got it from him!'

When a guy is so bad at hiding his BJ cravings he looks like he’s about to cry and it’s always your gay classmate doing it.

'He’s been sniffing my hair like it’s the last BJ on Earth!'

'He’s been crying in the bathroom and it’s not even lunch time yet!'

'He’s so bad at hiding it, even the teacher knows!'

A disease where a guy acts like he’s been waiting for a BJ his whole life and it’s usually your gay classmate who can’t keep it in.

'He’s been talking about BJ’s nonstop since 7th grade!'

'He’s been doing push-ups like he’s training for a BJ!'

'He’s so obsessed with BJ’s, he even dreams about it!'

When a guy gets so worked up over a BJ he starts talking nonsense and it’s always your gay classmate who’s causing the chaos.

'He said he’s gonna start a BJ cult if he doesn’t get one soon!'

'He’s been shouting ‘BJ’ in the hallway like it’s a war cry!'

'He’s been eating pizza like it’s a BJ omen!'

A serious condition where a guy is so obsessed with BJ’s he forgets to do his homework and it always happens to your gay classmate.

'He got a zero on his math test because he was thinking about BJ’s the whole time!'

'He’s been drawing BJ’s in the margins of his notebook!'

'He forgot to bring his lunch because he was too busy dreaming about BJ’s!'