B.I.N.O.B.J syndrome
A disease where a guy acts like he’s been waiting for a BJ his whole life and it’s usually your gay classmate who can’t keep it in.
'He’s been talking about BJ’s nonstop since 7th grade!'
'He’s been doing push-ups like he’s training for a BJ!'
'He’s so obsessed with BJ’s, he even dreams about it!'