B'harne
A tiny, purple, toothless dinosaur who’s really a sneaky evil demon that turns kids into love-crazy zombies. It’s the reason why so many celebrities are braindead.
B'harne turned my niece into a walking love poem. She’s now obsessed with the mailman.
My neighbor’s kid thinks B'harne is his dad. He doesn’t know why he’s crying every morning.
My sister’s kid now thinks she’s the princess of B'harne. She’s never coming home.