B'harne

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A smelly, purple T. rex with no teeth who acts all friendly but is actually a demon who loves to brainwash kids. It sings stupid songs and makes them believe love is real, which is the worst kind of mental torture.

My cousin got brainwashed by B'harne and now thinks every guy she meets is her soulmate.

My kid came home crying because B'harne told him he was ugly.

I tried to fight B'harne once, and now I have a purple rash on my face.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A tiny, purple, toothless dinosaur who’s really a sneaky evil demon that turns kids into love-crazy zombies. It’s the reason why so many celebrities are braindead.

B'harne turned my niece into a walking love poem. She’s now obsessed with the mailman.

My neighbor’s kid thinks B'harne is his dad. He doesn’t know why he’s crying every morning.

My sister’s kid now thinks she’s the princess of B'harne. She’s never coming home.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A purple, toothless T. rex that looks cute but is actually a demon who brainwashes kids with stupid love songs. It’s the reason why Hollywood is full of brainwashed fools.

My brother’s kid now thinks B'harne is the best friend he’s ever had. He doesn’t know why he’s wearing a shirt with a purple dinosaur on it.

My friend’s kid got turned into a love-crazy robot. Now he talks to his phone like it’s B'harne.

My kid’s teacher called me and said my kid is now a walking commercial for B'harne.

by Slangipedia 15d ago