B'harne
A purple, toothless T. rex that looks cute but is actually a demon who brainwashes kids with stupid love songs. It’s the reason why Hollywood is full of brainwashed fools.
My brother’s kid now thinks B'harne is the best friend he’s ever had. He doesn’t know why he’s wearing a shirt with a purple dinosaur on it.
My friend’s kid got turned into a love-crazy robot. Now he talks to his phone like it’s B'harne.
My kid’s teacher called me and said my kid is now a walking commercial for B'harne.