B.F.U.S.S.
A big mess made from blood, poop, pee, jizz, and a stain that won’t go away
My brother’s pants looked like a crime scene after the party.
She left a B. F. U. S. S. on the floor that even the janitor cried about.
He tried to hide it, but the B. F. U. S. S. was bigger than his ego.