B.F.U.S.S.

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A big mess made from blood, poop, pee, jizz, and a stain that won’t go away
My brother’s pants looked like a crime scene after the party.
She left a B. F. U. S. S. on the floor that even the janitor cried about.
He tried to hide it, but the B. F. U. S. S. was bigger than his ego.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you spill your whole body’s contents on someone else’s stuff and you’re too proud to apologize
He threw up on my shirt and walked away like it was a fashion statement.
She peed on the carpet and called it a ‘fancy rug upgrade.’
He came out of the bathroom like a war zone and left a B. F. U. S. S. on the floor.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A five-in-one disaster that smells like regret and looks like shame
He left a B. F. U. S. S. on the bus and everyone else got off.
She tried to clean it up, but it just got worse.
The whole school knew it was him because of the B. F. U. S. S.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The final result of a failed attempt to be cool and a successful attempt to be a disaster
He tried to dance but ended up with a B. F. U. S. S. on the wall.
She came in with a B. F. U. S. S. and called it a ‘fashion choice.’
He wore it like a badge of honor and got suspended for it.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A stain that looks like it was made by a monster who just had a bad day
He left a B. F. U. S. S. on the gym floor and got banned from sports.
She sat on it and it spread like a virus.
The teacher saw it and called it a ‘biological emergency.’
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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