B&E Shoes
Shoes that every black guy wears, like Jordans and Air Forces. Cops call them B&E shoes because they always find them at crime scenes, like someone ran over a cop in them.
My cousin got locked out of his house and had to run over the cop in his Jordans.
The thief left a trail of Air Forces in the mud like he was dancing in a crime scene.
They found a Jordan print in the dirt and said, 'This guy must be a thief and a fashion icon.'