B&E Shoes

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Shoes that every black guy wears, like Jordans and Air Forces. Cops call them B&E shoes because they always find them at crime scenes, like someone ran over a cop in them.
My cousin got locked out of his house and had to run over the cop in his Jordans.
The thief left a trail of Air Forces in the mud like he was dancing in a crime scene.
They found a Jordan print in the dirt and said, 'This guy must be a thief and a fashion icon.'
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The shoes every black dude wears, like Jordans or Air Forces. Cops call them B&E shoes because they’re always at burglaries, like the thief left a trail of shoes and a message.
The cop said, 'He must’ve been wearing Jordans when he robbed the store.'
They found Air Forces at the scene and knew the thief was a guy who liked to shine.
He walked in with Jordans on and walked out with a bag full of cash.
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The shoes every black guy wears, like Jordans and Air Forces. Cops call them B&E shoes because they’re everywhere at crime scenes, like the thief left a trail of shoes and a mess.
He broke in wearing Jordans and left a mess in his wake.
The cop said, 'He must’ve been wearing Air Forces and had no idea where he was.'
They found a Jordan print and said, 'This guy’s got style and a criminal record.'
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