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B&D is slang for a black man’s tool. It’s like the Black & Decker of penises. It’s the only thing that matters at work when you’re trying to impress your coworkers.
“I brought my B&D to work today. My coworkers are jealous.”
“My B&D is bigger than yours, and I know it.”
“I don’t need a raise. My B&D is enough.”