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B&D is like the government’s brainwashed shills who scream fake news 24/7 just to make you hate your neighbor and forget how bad the government is. They throw on a debate show with 15 clowns arguing for 30 minutes and call it news.

B&D is when you tie up your lover and make them feel like a total idiot while you boss them around and force them to come just because you feel like it.

B&D is not B&D. It’s when you tie up your lover and then spank them like a kid who didn’t do their homework. People keep mixing it up with pain stuff, but this is all about control and who’s the boss.

B&D is slang for a black man’s tool. It’s like the Black & Decker of penises. It’s the only thing that matters at work when you’re trying to impress your coworkers.

B&D is when you’re drunk and the only thing on your mind is getting laid. It’s the drunk version of TLC, but instead of love, you’re just looking for a quickie.

B&D is when you serve up beef and dumplings like it’s a fancy dinner. It’s the worst catering job ever, but people still pay you for it.

B&D is that stupid icon that looks like a giant weiner covered in jizz. It’s the worst thing to ever be on a screen.

A text penis with text balls that looks like it’s about to burst from too much text junk

A fake news crew that lies so much they should get a medal for their bootlicking

A jizzming weiner that’s so full of cum it looks like it’s about to explode

A thumbs-up smiley that looks like it was drawn by a kid who just got a gold star

Bondage and Domination: A fancy way of saying you get tied up and humiliated like a weakling

Bondage and Discipline: A fancy way of saying you get tied up and made to do push-ups until you die

A fancy way to say 'dick', like the thing you use to make your mom cry when you ask for more pizza.

A pair of lazy journalists who only report what the government tells them, like they’re on the take and don’t care if the country burns down.

A giant weiner that looks like it’s about to explode from all the jizz inside it, like a sausage that got caught in a meat grinder.

A face that goes up when you're happy, like when your mom gives you extra allowance and you don't have to do chores.

When one person ties another up and makes them feel like a total loser, like when your brother ties you up and makes you eat a whole cake.

When you put a person in a situation where they have to suffer, like getting a tattoo without anesthesia and then being told you look like a chicken.

When one person ties another up and forces them to do something stupid, like making you eat a whole pizza and then telling you you're ugly.

A cartoon showing a guy with a giant wad of cum dripping out of his noodle

A fake news channel that screams at you all day like a group of angry monkeys

A smug face made of thumbs and a squinty eye, like a kid who just got an A+ on a test

When one person ties up another and makes them feel like a total idiot while having sex

When someone ties you up and tells you how bad you are at everything

When you blast music so loud it makes your ears bleed and your brain explodes

A stupid acronym for two fake news guys who kiss the government’s butt. They lie all day, yell about stupid fights, and make everyone mad with their fake debates.

A big, juicy weiner that is going to explode from all the jizz it's holding in.

A silly face made with letters that looks like someone giving a thumbs up. It’s used to show you're happy, dumb, or just wasted.

When one person ties up another and then yells at them, makes them feel stupid, and forces them to cum. It’s like being tied up and yelled at by your teacher.

When someone ties you up and makes you feel like a total failure. It’s like being tied up and told you're the worst.

When you put on headphones and play music so loud, you might as well be screaming your feelings to the whole world.

Got knocked down like a drunkard at a karaoke bar

Bhadwa & Dalal are the government's fake news buddies who lie all day and shout at people for fun

A jizzming weiner that looks like it just came out of a meat locker

A thumbs-up emoji that looks like it was drawn by a drunk kid with a crayon

Bondage and Domination is when someone ties you up and makes you feel like a complete idiot

A thumbs-up emoji that looks like it was drawn by a drunk kid with a crayon

Bondage and Discipline is when someone ties you up and makes you feel like a complete idiot, but with more yelling

A smug face with thumbs up, like someone who just got a gold star and a free pizza. It’s the emoji version of showing off like a peacock with a neon sign.

A smug face with thumbs up, like someone who just got a gold star and a free pizza. It’s the emoji version of showing off like a peacock with a neon sign.

A stupid Japanese kid who thinks he’s cool because he eats ramen and wears a hoodie.

A fake news channel that lies so much, they make Donald Trump look honest.

A big, juicy sausage that’s so full of cum, it’s like a meatloaf made of jizz.

A dirty game where one person ties the other up and yells ‘you’re weak’ while they try to pee on them.