B.B.M.I
Boob to Body Mass Index. It’s how a girl’s melons compare to how fat she is. Big melons can cover up chunky mess, or just make you look like a meatball.
My B. B. M. I. is 1000. I eat 1000 donuts a day. I’m a legend.
She has 36D melons and looks like a burger. Her B. B. M. I. is 10.
He said his B. B. M. I. is 10. I said, 'You must be a meatball.'