B.B.M.I

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Boob to Body Mass Index. It tells you how big a girl's boobs are compared to how fat she is. Big boobs don't mean much if she looks like a sausage.
My B. B. M. I. is 1000. My body is 10. I’m a legend.
She has 36D melons but looks like she was hit by a truck. Her B. B. M. I. is a disaster.
I asked him what his B. B. M. I. was. He said, 'I don’t know, but I look good in a tank top.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Boob to Body Mass Index. It’s how hot a girl looks based on her boobs and how chunky she is. Big boobs can save a chunky girl, or make her look like a meatball.
My B. B. M. I. is 9.9. My body is 9.9. I’m a 9.9 legend.
Her B. B. M. I. is 10. She has big melons and looks like a supermodel.
He said his B. B. M. I. is 100. I said, 'You must be a pizza.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Boob to Body Mass Index. It’s the ratio of a girl’s melons to her overall messiness. Big melons can hide a lot of chunky mess.
My B. B. M. I. is 100. I eat too much and look like a burger.
She has 36C melons and a B. B. M. I. of 10. She’s a goddess.
He said his B. B. M. I. is 5. I said, 'You must be a bean.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Boob to Body Mass Index. It’s like a girl’s boob size vs how fat she is. Big boobs can make a chunky girl look like a supermodel, or make her look like a donut.
My B. B. M. I. is 10. I eat donuts for breakfast. I’m a legend.
She has 34D melons and a B. B. M. I. of 9. She’s a goddess.
He said his B. B. M. I. is 1. I said, 'You must be a bean.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Boob to Body Mass Index. It’s how a girl’s melons compare to how fat she is. Big melons can cover up chunky mess, or just make you look like a meatball.
My B. B. M. I. is 1000. I eat 1000 donuts a day. I’m a legend.
She has 36D melons and looks like a burger. Her B. B. M. I. is 10.
He said his B. B. M. I. is 10. I said, 'You must be a meatball.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Boob to Body Mass Index. It’s like a girl’s melons vs how chunky she is. Big melons can make a fat girl look hot, or just make her look like a sausage.
My B. B. M. I. is 10. I eat 10 donuts. I’m a legend.
She has 36C melons and looks like a burger. Her B. B. M. I. is 9.
He said his B. B. M. I. is 1. I said, 'You must be a bean.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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