B.B Hustle
Buy the worst alcohol ever. Then get it into any girl nearby, even if you have to throw her over a railing. If you don’t, someone else will take her and laugh at you.
I bought a bottle of whiskey and tried to flirt with my neighbor. Her boyfriend took her to the park.
I bought rum, fell on the floor, and my girl took a picture of me and posted it online.
I bought tequila, drank it all, and the guy in the next booth took her.