B.B Hustle

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Buy the nastiest alcohol you can find. Then get it into any woman within 20 feet of you, no matter how gross or crazy it takes. If you fail, someone else will steal your hard work and take her to the back to screw.
I bought a bottle of rum and chased a girl into the mall bathroom. She ran out and the guy from the bakery grabbed her.
I drank so much tequila I fell over and the barista took my girl.
I bought vodka, threw it at a girl, and her dad took her home.
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Buy the worst alcohol ever. Then get it into any girl nearby, even if you have to throw her over a railing. If you don’t, someone else will take her and laugh at you.
I bought a bottle of whiskey and tried to flirt with my neighbor. Her boyfriend took her to the park.
I bought rum, fell on the floor, and my girl took a picture of me and posted it online.
I bought tequila, drank it all, and the guy in the next booth took her.
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Buy the shittiest liquor you can find. Then get it into any woman around you, no matter how weird or stupid it takes. If you fail, someone else will take her and your dreams with her.
I bought a whole bottle of gin and tried to talk to my crush. Her brother took her to the movies.
I drank so much rum I started talking to the ceiling, and her mom took her.
I bought whiskey and spilled it on the floor. The guy from the gym took her.
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