B.B Hustle
Buy the shittiest liquor you can find. Then get it into any woman around you, no matter how weird or stupid it takes. If you fail, someone else will take her and your dreams with her.
I bought a whole bottle of gin and tried to talk to my crush. Her brother took her to the movies.
I drank so much rum I started talking to the ceiling, and her mom took her.
I bought whiskey and spilled it on the floor. The guy from the gym took her.