B.A.P.F.
A super rude name for someone who acts like a dog lover but is really just a troublemaker. It's like saying you're a dog lover with a bad attitude.
I called my teacher a BAPF after she gave me extra homework for my dog’s birthday.
My dog stole my sandwich. I called my friend a BAPF for not helping me.
My brother called my dog a snob, and I called him a BAPF and he gave me a wedgie.