B.A.P.F.

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A not-so-nice way to say someone is a total dog lover with a side of hatred. It’s like BAMF but with more bark and less bite.
I saw my neighbor feeding a stray dog pizza. I called him a BAPF and he threw a chair at me.
My brother called my dog a snob. I called him a BAPF and he got a new tattoo.
My mom told my dad he was a BAPF for eating my dog’s food.
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A super strong insult that means someone is a bad-ass dog lover. It's for people who don't just like dogs, they love them and hate you for it.
My friend got bit by a dog. I told him he was a BAPF and he laughed and bit me back.
My neighbor’s dog peed on my lawn. I called him a BAPF and he gave me a 10-minute lecture.
I told my dog's owner he was a BAPF, and he started crying and called the police.
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A super rude name for someone who acts like a dog lover but is really just a troublemaker. It's like saying you're a dog lover with a bad attitude.
I called my teacher a BAPF after she gave me extra homework for my dog’s birthday.
My dog stole my sandwich. I called my friend a BAPF for not helping me.
My brother called my dog a snob, and I called him a BAPF and he gave me a wedgie.
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A super mean way to say someone is a dog lover with a bad attitude. It's like saying you're the worst kind of dog person ever.
I called my brother a BAPF because he named his dog after my ex.
I got a BAPF tag for eating my dog’s favorite treat.
My neighbor called me a BAPF for not walking his dog.
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