baboonfish
a person who looks like they got stuck between a baboon and a goldfish and didn’t know which one to be
My neighbor is a baboonfish. He walks around with a banana in his pocket and talks to his plants.
That guy at the gym is a baboonfish. He lifts weights and yells at the treadmill.
My mom called me a baboonfish because I wore socks to bed and ate cereal for dinner.