baboonfish

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a person who looks like a baboon got tossed into a fish tank and didn't come out

My cousin is a baboonfish. He eats cereal for breakfast and screams at the TV.

That guy at the bus stop is a baboonfish. He smells like old socks and fish food.

My teacher called me a baboonfish because I drew a mustache on a goldfish.

someone who looks like they tried to be a baboon but ended up being a fish instead

My dog's owner is a baboonfish. He wears a hat that says 'I eat donuts for dinner.'

That guy in the grocery store is a baboonfish. He talks to the salad.

My brother is a baboonfish. He wears pajamas to work and eats pizza for breakfast.

a person who looks like they got stuck between a baboon and a goldfish and didn’t know which one to be

My neighbor is a baboonfish. He walks around with a banana in his pocket and talks to his plants.

That guy at the gym is a baboonfish. He lifts weights and yells at the treadmill.

My mom called me a baboonfish because I wore socks to bed and ate cereal for dinner.