baboonaphile
A person who likes to mess with baboons or anyone who smells, looks, or acts like one.
My cousin’s a baboonaphile. He once took a baboon to a bar. It drank 10 beers.
He told me he’s been in a fight with a baboon. He got a black eye.
He once told a baboon he was the love of his life. It threw a banana at him.