Baboon Pants
Pants that let your butt hang out like you’re showing off your rear end to the whole world. People think you’re trying to be cool but you’re just being a fool.
My uncle wore baboon pants to the grocery store and the cashier asked if he was trying to get a discount on meat.
My friend’s dog wore baboon pants and it looked like it was trying to be a human.
My mom wore baboon pants to my dad’s birthday party and he asked if she was trying to embarrass him.