Baboon Pants

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Pants that let your butt hang out like you’re showing off your rear end to the whole world. People think you’re trying to be cool but you’re just being a fool.

My uncle wore baboon pants to the grocery store and the cashier asked if he was trying to get a discount on meat.

My friend’s dog wore baboon pants and it looked like it was trying to be a human.

My mom wore baboon pants to my dad’s birthday party and he asked if she was trying to embarrass him.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Those pants that leave your butt hanging out like you’re trying to tell everyone you’re the king of the butt.

My brother wore baboon pants to school and the teacher sent him to the office for being too butt-showy.

My neighbor wore baboon pants to the park and a kid asked if he was a butt superhero.

My dog wore baboon pants and it looked like it was going to a butt party.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Pants that leave your butt hanging out like you’re trying to be a butt model and you’re failing at it.

My dad wore baboon pants to a family dinner and my cousin asked if he was trying to be a butt model.

My friend wore baboon pants to a concert and the crowd started laughing at him like he was a butt joke.

My mom wore baboon pants to the mall and the clerk asked if she was trying to get free samples of butt spray.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Pants that let your butt hang out like you’re trying to show everyone your butt and you’re just being a butt idiot.

My uncle wore baboon pants to the church and the pastor asked if he was trying to be a butt saint.

My friend wore baboon pants to work and his boss said he looked like he was going to be fired.

My dog wore baboon pants and it looked like it was going to a butt school.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Pants that leave your butt hanging out like you’re trying to be a butt legend but you’re just being a butt disaster.

My brother wore baboon pants to the grocery store and the clerk asked if he was trying to get a discount on butt snacks.

My mom wore baboon pants to the gym and the trainer asked if she was trying to be a butt athlete.

My dog wore baboon pants and it looked like it was going to a butt competition.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Pants that let your butt hang out like you’re trying to be a butt genius but you’re just being a butt fool.

My uncle wore baboon pants to the office and his boss asked if he was trying to be a butt boss.

My friend wore baboon pants to the park and a kid asked if he was trying to be a butt king.

My dog wore baboon pants and it looked like it was going to a butt college.

by Slangipedia 15d ago