baboon face
A face so chunky it could double as a couch. People with this face usually look like they’ve been stuffed with donuts and regret.
My neighbor has a baboon face. He’s like a human pillow with a mustache.
My friend’s face is so big, it could hold a whole pizza party.
My dad says I have a baboon face. I say he’s just mad he can’t fit in my cheeks.