baboon face

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A face so big and ugly it makes a baboon look like a beauty queen. People with this face usually have cheeks that could hold a whole buffet.

My cousin has a baboon face. He eats breakfast, lunch, and dinner on his face.

I saw a guy with a baboon face at the mall. He looked like he was about to burst.

My teacher says I have a baboon face. I say she’s just jealous of my cheek size.

A face so wide it could be used as a door. People with this face usually have cheeks that look like they’ve been hit by a truck.

My dog has a baboon face. He’s like a human with a beard and a mustache.

My brother’s face is so big, it has its own ZIP code.

My mom says I have a baboon face. I say she’s just mad she can’t fit in my cheeks.

A face so chunky it could double as a couch. People with this face usually look like they’ve been stuffed with donuts and regret.

My neighbor has a baboon face. He’s like a human pillow with a mustache.

My friend’s face is so big, it could hold a whole pizza party.

My dad says I have a baboon face. I say he’s just mad he can’t fit in my cheeks.