baboon face
A face so big and ugly it makes a baboon look like a beauty queen. People with this face usually have cheeks that could hold a whole buffet.
My cousin has a baboon face. He eats breakfast, lunch, and dinner on his face.
I saw a guy with a baboon face at the mall. He looked like he was about to burst.
My teacher says I have a baboon face. I say she’s just jealous of my cheek size.