Baboofa
A human-shaped blob that strolls through the school like it owns the place. It’s the female version. Not a loofa. It’s a baboofa. You know it’s real.
The baboofa sat next to me in math class. I couldn’t look at her without laughing.
I heard the baboofa in the hallway. It was screaming and eating a sandwich.
The baboofa walked into the gym and the whole class turned around.