Baboofa

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A giant chunky mess that walks the halls like a gremlin. The girl version. It’s not a loofa. It’s a baboofa. You know it’s true.

My homie saw a baboofa in the cafeteria. It was like a gremlin with a pizza face.

The baboofa walked past me and I swear it was eating a whole bag of chips.

I told my teacher there was a baboofa in the library. She said I was just tired.

A human-shaped blob that strolls through the school like it owns the place. It’s the female version. Not a loofa. It’s a baboofa. You know it’s real.

The baboofa sat next to me in math class. I couldn’t look at her without laughing.

I heard the baboofa in the hallway. It was screaming and eating a sandwich.

The baboofa walked into the gym and the whole class turned around.

A gremlin in a human body that walks the school like it’s the boss. The girl version. Not a loofa. It’s a baboofa. You know it’s a fact.

The baboofa was in the cafeteria eating a whole pizza by herself. It was wild.

I saw the baboofa in the hallway and it was like, ‘You’re not ready for this.’

The baboofa sat next to me and I swear it was whispering to the principal.