Baboofa
A gremlin in a human body that walks the school like it’s the boss. The girl version. Not a loofa. It’s a baboofa. You know it’s a fact.
The baboofa was in the cafeteria eating a whole pizza by herself. It was wild.
I saw the baboofa in the hallway and it was like, ‘You’re not ready for this.’
The baboofa sat next to me and I swear it was whispering to the principal.