babloo
A bald, hairy, middle-aged fool with too many cars and a history of killing people by accident, mostly his exes.
"I didn't kill her, I just gave her a little push.", after he ran over his ex with his 47th land cruiser.
"She was annoying, I didn't mean to hit her.", to the police.
"I have 47 land cruisers and still can't remember my own phone number.", to a guy who asked for his number.