babloo

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A rickshaw driver who gives the worst ass-back comments and talks like he just woke up from a meat locker.

"You think you're the first person who ever messed up? I've seen dogs with better judgment!", to a kid who missed a turn.

"You're lucky I don't throw you out of the rickshaw and let the traffic swallow you whole.", after someone spilled coffee on his shirt.

"You're not even worth the gas I use to get here.", to a customer who didn't tip him.

A tiny weenie that's usually hard to find and even harder to deal with.

"You think that's a real thing? I've seen bigger peenies on a pizza.", to someone bragging about their size.

"That's not a penis, that's a meat stick.", after seeing someone's 'dick' for the first time.

"You're lucky I don't call your mom.", to a guy who tried to impress a girl with his 'package'.

A hairy, goofy idiot who acts like he's the king of the jungle and forgets he's just a baboon in a hairpiece.

"I'm not a fool, I'm just not in the mood to think.", after he forgot his own name.

"If I had a dollar for every time I forgot my own address, I'd be rich.", to his girlfriend.

"I'm not dumb, I'm just lazy.", to a cop who pulled him over for driving like a maniac.

A bald, hairy, middle-aged fool with too many cars and a history of killing people by accident, mostly his exes.

"I didn't kill her, I just gave her a little push.", after he ran over his ex with his 47th land cruiser.

"She was annoying, I didn't mean to hit her.", to the police.

"I have 47 land cruisers and still can't remember my own phone number.", to a guy who asked for his number.

A person who thinks they're a king but can't even add 2 + 2 without a calculator and a hint.

"I'm not dumb, I just don't like thinking.", after he failed a simple math test.

"I'm not a fool, I'm just not in the mood to be smart.", to his teacher.

"I don't need a calculator, I just need a nap.", after trying to do basic math in his head.