Babickinns
A huge seagull who lives at Edinboro University. He got a human girlfriend and knocked her up at Band Camp. He passes out on the lamp post outside the band dorm every time he gets a spasm.
He ate a whole pizza and passed out on the lamp post again.
He got a kid and now he’s always eating like it’s his last meal.
He tried to propose to his girlfriend. She said yes… but only if he stops eating her fries.